"I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar."

kellycantspeak:

homosexualtendencies:

nittiotvaan:

sassysairs:

nemomynameforevermore:

septemberschildren:

sometimessellingout:

weswinglifeaway:

kohakuwhatever:

aaakihiko:

pizzaprince:

-likeacreeper:

leahcoallo:

I have the Chershire cat! I honestly think being a cat who can teleport and be invisible is the best thing EVVVVVAAAAAAARRRRRR. Leah’s happy.

I have the power of Charlie Sheen.

I can throw vending machines and troll people to kill themselves?

HMMM..

I have…..

whale… powers……..

 I have the powers of fall out boy :O

 Gray and plain…powers?

The power of Rise Against!!!

I have the power of unleashing nuclear missiles that look like the Heartfist.

The power of Australia? LOL

I have the ability to cheer up Emo kids.

Um…the power of Cucumber Town (Västerås)…
Yeah, watch out for my deadly cucumbers.

I AM SUPERMAN!!!! BEST.POWER.EVER.

Rider Broncos…… Rider like a Bronco…. Ride-her like a Bronco…….hmmmmm

I now have the power to rent you text books and save you over 50% on your purchase….this is lame I did that already when I worked at the college bookstore.

HOOTERS.

(via chaos-in-candyland)

“first time daddy sees his 3 week old”

this is beautiful.

He’s looking at her like she’s made of gold.

i will never NOT reblog this. this is absolutely beautiful.

:’)

(via teaandtwo)

fuckyeahjalex:

so i’ve had this blog for a little over a year and a few months now and i figure its time to do something fun with it. why not a contest? now i know a lot of people can’t afford the gk dirty work bundle. so i thought i would give one away. because i’m ballin’ and want to do something nice.

the picture, is the package i will be giving away. 

the package includes:

• ONE MEDIUM T-SHIRT.
• ONE COPY OF THE DIRTY WORK ALBUM.

the contest will end may 17th.

now to enter the contest you must:

• be following fuckyeahjalex.
• reblog this post, because liking the post will not count.
• have your ask box on or you won’t win.

i’ll only ship within the u.s., reblog as many times as you like, winner will be contacted via ask box. you have until may 17th. 

any questions please drop by my ask, i’ll do our best to answer them.

(via high-r)

neverquestionlethalinjection:

-rorschach:

thedoctorandthelegs:

make a fist and put it in the center of this thing. it looks like the dots come faster.

I feel like fucking Superman.

o m g

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?

(via thepondwhowaited)

neverquestionlethalinjection:

-rorschach:

thedoctorandthelegs:

make a fist and put it in the center of this thing. it looks like the dots come faster.

I feel like fucking Superman.

o m g

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?

(via thepondwhowaited)

neverquestionlethalinjection:

-rorschach:

thedoctorandthelegs:

make a fist and put it in the center of this thing. it looks like the dots come faster.

I feel like fucking Superman.

o m g

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?

fgadfhgijach

(via thepondwhowaited)

(via dontchinkanddrive)